10 things i hate about you!

1. I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair.
2. I hate the way you say my van is irritating, but you are missing it.
   
3. I hate it when you stare.
4. I hate the way you read my mind.
5. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme.
6. I hate the way you're always right.
7. I hate it when you lie.
8. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry.
9. I hate it when you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call.
10. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.