10 random rants about boss

Words in italic means his words.

1) Park your vehicle at level 4 means you are lazy.
He parks at level 1, walk 20m to the lift and take the lift to the office at level 6.
I drive to level 4, walk 15m to the lift, climb 40 steps to level 6.

2) I do a shrug to move my shoulders.
See la, train so much also injured!

3) I eat nothing but green, eggs and meat.
Your body need rice for energy to survive, later get cholesterol then you know.

4) "I called but nobody picks up the phone, he must have left his phone in the office, go check."
I called and the person answered my call within 10 seconds.

5) There's no water in the thermal flask already. Better get it filled with water, if not exploded then you know.
I checked the flask, there's about 1.8L of water in the 3.6L flask.

6) Help me correct my grammar coz i just make those mistakes sometimes.
I edited the email and he went on to change everything back to original. He said he want to emphasize some facts, those things need to come first in all sentences.

6) You are always so lazy! Ask you to check anything, you always use the internet, learn how to use the phone directory!
Went on to check phone directory, the numbers are outdated with a 2009 verson. Googled and the latest number came out within 10 seconds.

7) On driving 2 guests + boss to the hotel...
Use your car la (suzuki swift). We went on to squeeze 2 luggages, my gym bag + shoes bag + foam rollers + 1 box in my car boot.
4 adults in the car with 1 luggage on the guest's lap...
when he has a saloon car with empty boot for 3 person.

8) When inside my car...
it's like his car wor. knock on the window so hard nevermind one, since you are my employee, i am superior.

9) I come to office because i want to nag at people.
When you do A, he wants you to do B, then nag why you don't do B method. When you did a B for him, he will NAG why you are so extra, just use method A.
His working methods have to be changed everyday to suit don't know what.

10) In case you haven't notice, there is 2 (6).

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